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Ah, so I started thinking of the good old days when FA was actually active, and the recollection of this moment caused me to chuckle. So, naturally, I decided to give the old boards a visit so I could share it with you properly.
hpfreakout: Zephyr appeared in front of Theo's house, looking around to find it rather boring. He was surprised a knife wasn't like stabbed through his head upon entering the property or anything. He then waited patiently for Porcelain to appear so they could prance up and down the street shouting loudly and obnoxiously.
Samantha Jean: Porcelain appeared minutes after Zephyr and glanced around, "What the hell?" She said looking up in the sky, "Where the hell are we?" She asked touching the ground as if it wasn't real, "It's all odd and weird." She said quite scared.
Zephyr looked at her strangely. "We're in front of Theo's house?" he said, wondering what she was talking about. "I'm just surprised we're still alive."
"It's odd here." Porcelain said glaring at the roads, "Why the hell would he live here?" She saw a person walk by and then rolled her eyes, "I rest my case." She smiled and began to skip in the middle of the road, She danced in the center line and spun around, "Come on Zephyr, Dance!"
Zephyr eyed the person warily, noticing the threatening glances he was given. He then saw Porcelain dancing about. He hesitated for a moment, questioning whether or not there was a high chance of him being killed in this city. He didn't know much about Trenton, it just being a dull city in America, but it didn't exactly look like it was safe to be in.
He watched her for a moment and gave up on being cautious. He joined her in dancing about.
A white beat up van pulled up with New Jersey plates that read, 'BtchPlz' A person got out of the van and came towards the two with a bat, He was dressed in baggy clothes and chains. "What the hell are two people like you doing in Jersey?" He asked the two in an odd accent, He slapped the bat against his hand.
Porcelain blinked and looked at Zephyr, "Um, Shopping?" She backed up and gripped her knife.
Zephyr froze, instantly stopping his spastical dance. He turned his head slowly to look at the man coming towards them. He looked like a character one might see in a TV show, a sterotypical gangster. He stepped backwards slightly, trying to avoid the men stepping near them. He reached his arm down as long as it can go, hoping to reach the top of his boots. His long tight pants made this slightly less than possible. He wished he had thought to conceal a knife in his sleeve, a more practical location. A tanktop made that impossible though.
"What do you want?" Zephyr asked, rapidly trying to figure out how to reach his knife without giving away that he had one.
"Hands up bitches!" The person in front shouted, The one next to him reached in his pocket for something, "Give us ya money, And then we'll cut you bitch ass up." He said pulling out a knife and waving it around in an unorthodox manner.
Porcelain whimpered, "Oh shit." She mumbled looking at Zephyr, She could barely use a knife but Zephyr could, Couldn't he, She unlatched one knife and moved closer to Zephyr, "Zephyr catch." She said tossing the knife to him before unlatching the other one from her belt.
Zephyr looked up in surprise as Porcelain threw a knife at him. He caught it, surprisingly, and dove forward all in one motion. He stabbed the knife into the arm of the person with knife. While the gangster was distracted, Zephyr pulled a throwing knife out of his boot. He turned and flung the knife at the other man.
The thug pulled the knife out of his arm and ran back into his car talking about how he wanted to go to the Plum Tree and grab some hot cakes to go. The van sped off out of sight.
Porcelain blinked and glanced at Zephyr, "You are amazing!" She said tackling him and hugging him, "You saved me Zeph, I owe you forever."
Zephyr watched them leave and sighed once they left. Then he tackled Porcelain back. "You don't owe me. I was saving both of us. We really need to teach you how to use a knife," Zephyr informed her. "What happened to Theo and his lessons?"
Theo apparated in front of his 'apartment', Adrienne standing beside him, looking less than happy and rather confused. "They're starting now," he replied, in answer to Zephyr's question. He pulled out a key, turned it in the lock, and shoved the big stiff door open. "Next time wait. You can get jumped here....especially with what you both look like. You sorta stick out."
Well, Theo, I guess you were a little late on the advice. :]
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